One day Big Brother was strolling through the suburbs when he pulled the roof off a house and saw a couple together in their bathtub. He found the scene so funny that he laughed for days, and he couldn't stop thinking about it. The next time Big Brother kissed his wife, Lady Liberty, he thought about the couple and laughed so hard he could barely remain standing. Lady Liberty became so upset that she threw him out of the country and made him sleep in Europe for a week. Big Brother tried to control himself, but every time he went near Lady Liberty he started giggling. So, eventually she divorced him on the grounds of mental cruelty.

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