One day Big Brother took a stroll in the suburbs. As he strutted down the sidewalk, he heard loud noises coming from a house, so he pulled the roof off and saw a couple making love in their bathtub. He found the scene so funny that he laughed for days and couldn't stop thinking about it. The next time Big Brother made love to his wife, Lady Liberty, he thought about the couple and laughed so hard tears streamed down his cheeks. Lady Liberty became so upset that she threw him out of the country and made him sleep in Europe for a week. Big Brother tried to control himself, but every time he went near Lady Liberty, he started giggling, so eventually she divorced him on the grounds of mental cruelty.